pardonmewhileipanic:

i feel like we can all identify with this sometimes

pardonmewhileipanic:

i feel like we can all identify with this sometimes

(via windsroad)


versaceslut:

abeardedboy:

they don’t all fit in the washroom at the same time anymore.73 toys, and i forgot to put in my 2 metal hooks so technically i have 75

versaceslut:

abeardedboy:

they don’t all fit in the washroom at the same time anymore.

73 toys, and i forgot to put in my 2 metal hooks so technically i have 75

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Q
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonymous
A

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here


i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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(via dickgraysonsrightbuttcheek)


lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

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actionables:

cakejam:

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

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so done

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with you and your rude shit

(via epic-humor)


WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

(via dickgraysonsrightbuttcheek)